So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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