and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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