I understand Curling. That high.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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