I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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