I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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