Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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