Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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