just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
So squirting runs in the family.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
