I don't usually arrange sex via text message
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
