hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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