He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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