Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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