He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
