when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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