Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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