He kissed a someone with a penis
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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