If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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