So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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