I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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