This girl is more easily done than said...
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
