I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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