You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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