I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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