Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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