I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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