Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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