She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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