lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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