My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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