Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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