what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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