Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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