Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Ketchup is God's man juice
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Randomize
