god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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