I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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