Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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