youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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