something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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