so that wasnt chicken after all
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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