omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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