I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Randomize
