her vagine was all disorganized.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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