Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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