So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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