If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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