PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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