This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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