Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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