I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize
