When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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