my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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