it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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