I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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