Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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