Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
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