It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize
