We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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