Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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