You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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