Just fell off a train. Bad.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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