I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Randomize
